|| Joshua Jane | Berith ||

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[Gambling]
Took a month off. I'd like to spend some time on the strip.

High-rolling or low-balling?

[Locked from Leviathan]
He asked me to go carolling with him. I choked on my hot chocolate.

How do you say no to someone like him without getting your eyes burned out?

My house is not a hotel.


Envy receives an invoice in the mail; almost 600 dollars on predominantly food bills over a few pages. Berith will put up with Aim, but everything else that came with that damned crown is not his responsibility, and Leviathan's tab is not one he is willing to take on.

Zepar you throw one hell of a party. Got a little too exciting for an old man like me.

I'm going to need something stronger for the pain.

Since when did hell become Party Central?

Berith sticks a fluorescent pink post-it note on the messenger's forehead and sends it gently floating back over to Zepar.

"I'll come if you remember to bring the hard stuff. Don't look under your bed."

Colleague complained about the constant 105 degree days and opened a window against my advice. At that very moment a cockroach fell from heaven and visited her and I believe her scream lasted for a whole four and a half seconds - she was lucky that it didn't decide to take a tour of the inside of her mouth in that time.

Priests and pastors always tell you not to listen to demons, but sometimes we really do mean it for your own good.

Going on a little trip. I need to get something delivered back home.

Aim, next time it's your turn. Or is it Belphegor's? I don't know - I've done my part and that's all I care about at this point.

Well wasn't that a fun, educational experience. Nice to know the hometown hasn't changed in the past few thousand years.

Needless to say, the legions were more than welcoming. Even if they weren't that excited to see me meandering around again. You know how much you're wanted when you get the 'hah' and fake smile that says "Why are you back; we thought you were already dead" rather than "Why are you back; we're so glad to see you again."

Left the ship before it sunk. There shouldn't be such a fine line between saving your own skin and being smart.

( 1sentence challenge; 10 from Delta set )

He's just a poor boy from a poor family; spare him his life from this monstrosity~

This is what happens to pants-thieves.

It's too hot when it's hot. It's too cold when it's cold.

I've been having so much to drink that I don't remember anything anymore.

Christmas is nice. It's warm even though it's cold.

I didn't think I'd wake up again when I collapsed last night.

Aim, stop trying to light them on fire or doing whatever disturbing-as-hell things you're doing to my clothes. Belphegor's shirts are too big and I'm seriously starting to reconsider this 'friendship' crap we supposedly have that you've been trying to peddle to me since however many million years ago.

That just proves it. Hell hath no fury like a horny lesbian.

So, Aim, thank you for the night out. No more piggy-back rides though; might put your back out, and my balls still hurt.

You and Belphegor like to come over for Thanksgiving? I have the turkeys and pumpkins ready, and enough gold for an eternity out on the Strip.

Oh and Belphegor - watch the chair. That's going to leave a nasty bruise.

What you cannot see surging through your veins is difficult to guard against.

Secrets I can keep, but is it still a secret if everyone inherently knows?

A storm is coming. Now is the time to invest in a good umbrella.

Or build a bomb shelter.